JUST CALL GOOGLE

Panel 1

Boss: Why isn't my website on the front page of Google?
Designer: Because it's a hot pile of garbage and you're too cheap to hire someone qualified to fix it.

Panel 2

Boss: Mmm, no that can't be it. Let's get google on the phone and find out what's going on.
Designer: You can't just call Google and ask them to fix all of your problems...

Panel 3

Thanks for calling Google. Your Call is important to us. Please hold...

Panel 4

12 hours later
Boss: Did they just hang up on me?